R. Kelly may have peed on a fourteen year-old girl’s face, but he sure can pump some impressive jams. Thankfully urination location choices don’t reflect ones ability to make mad beats.
Trapped in the Closet may be his opus, but the Ignition (Remix) is something that every white boy enjoys singing while drunk at a party thinking they’re hip. This song is very much fresh out the kitchen.
I think this was used as evidence when R. Kelly pleaded innocent during his charges.
“Your honour – my client may have been with a girl under the age of consent, but one thing we can all agree on is that da party be wild when Kelly drops da mic. Bitches by cray.”
If R. Kelly was an animal in his previous life, he would be an iguana of seduction.
The Farm Team 