Because I’m just a teenage dirtbag. Baby.
I remember when I was in my early teens and I had to take the bus to school. That was a drag. I had to get up early and deal with a bunch of other cranky teenagers and spend the day in school. Plus the principle was totally out to get me, am I right guys?
This is not a story about how I was secretly this angsty outsider teenager who ended up scoring with the school’s most gorgeous girl. No. This is literally about me being pissed off about my bus ride because there were these two girls that continued to play this song on repeat and sing it over and over at the top of their lungs. Shrill and not sexy.
They didn’t even listen to Iron Maiden! I didn’t either, but they didn’t know that.
I would have loved this song back in the day if it hadn’t been for those two girls torturing me with it.